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Pinelake #1500 Celebration!

Awesome Giveaways, Good Food, and Good Times! Breast Stroke and Shiggy Pitts are your hares...
When Jul 02, 2016
from 02:00 PM to 05:35 PM
Where Stars And Strikes 8767 Roswell Rd, Sandy Springs, Georgia 30350
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WHAT???: PineLake H3’s 1500th Hash!!!

WHEN????: SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!!! July 2, 2016  2:00pm(gather)

WHERE???: Start is at Stars and Strikes parking lot on Roswell Rd in Sandy Springs

Here's the link: https://goo.gl/maps/jXNiCt7jpYL2

HOW????: Because your hosts are extremely awesome and put this S#%^ together

WHY????: Because your hosts got drunk and decided to do it

HARES???: Joint Master Shiggy Pitts & Mattress Breaststroke 

 

COST???: $15

WTF, IS THERE FOOD???: Well, we are working on that.  But yes, hopefully includes serious food, not just munchies.

DOGS???: You could but they would HAVE TO BE LEASHED AT ALL TIMES.  NO EXCEPTIONS.  Don’t think they’d like that very much, so we would not recommend bringing dogs. 

ENDING???: Glad you asked.  It is a new never-before-used ending.  If you can prove us wrong, you get a prize.

BEER???: Don’t ask stupid questions.

GAMES???: You betcha.  We have a special version of dodgeball planned.  Another one of those things that popped up while your hosts were drinking. 

 

DO YOU NEED BIMBOS???: Bimbos might be helpful, but the end parking is limited, and the trail will be really nice to walk, so if you normally bimbo, you might want to try doing this one.

WHAT IF I BRING A KAYAK???: We will be near a Chattahoochee boat ramp so if you want to bring kayaks or canoes or something to float on the river, feel free.  But we had to get special permission to use the place, so once you go on the water, you are on your own.  You are no longer part of the Hash function and we won’t be coming to get you down river.

WILL I GET ARRESTED???: Yes, for sure if you’re Busted Cherry.  Otherwise, only if you act like Busted Cherry.  Or if you don’t pay attention to special instructions at the start of the hash, which Busted Cherry tends not to do.

ARE THERE SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS???: What did we just say?  You’ll get them at the start of the hash.  JEEZ!

WILL IT BE AWESOME???: Is a pig’s ass pork?  Does a fat baby fart?  Does Busted Cherry draw police like flies to a carcass?

AND THERE WILL BE BEER, RIGHT???:  Okay, if you’re going to be that dumb, don’t even come.  For real, dude.