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Pinelake #1442-- Breaststroke

Mama's Day
When May 09, 2015
from 02:00 PM to 05:05 PM
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$8

Start at 2:00, mother lovin' begins at 2:30

Special Instrux--

If your mama is not a hasher, she would tell you not to come. But if you insist, then she said to bring your bug spray and wear your long pants and don't forget your dry shoes and your chair and your anti-poison ivy lotion and maybe your flashlight and your wonderful sense of humor. Oh and your inhaler. And don't forget to take your phone in case you need her. Or if she needs to get in touch with you. She might need something from the store. And for God's sake, don't go near that slut that you brought home the last time. And remember not to follow that one fellow that got you all lost that time when she called the police because it was dang near dark before you called and told her you were fine. They were so nice. You should think about becoming a policeman. At least you would have a job. And she isn't expecting anything for Mother's Day. She just will be happy just to see you. But if you happen to run by a Dillard's while you're out on the hash, there's this perfect purse that she would just love to have. She can have your sister send you a photo on the phone because she just hasn't figured out how to work that darn thing. She doesn't know why you got that fancy phone for her. She was just fine with her little flippy thing. But really, you don't have to get her anything. And she's planning to cook a pot roast so be sure to be at the house on Sunday by noon. You're always late. Unless you want to take her out for Mother's Day. But really, save your money, honey. She will be just fine slaving over a hot stove for her babies. Oh and please don't embarrass your mother...make sure you put on some clean underwear.

DIRECTIONS

Start is Norcross / Peachtree Corners.

Going north on Peachtree Industrial,

Stay on Peachtree Industrial after the Peachtree Parkway split.

At the light, turn right onto Holcomb Bridge. Start is in the first parking lot on the right.

And listen to your mother...there is a lot of poison ivy, wet stuff and some sticky stuff on the trail, so be prepared.

LINK:  https://www.google.com/maps/place/3169+Holcomb+Bridge+Rd,+Norcross,+GA+30071/@33.9481737,-84.2317343,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x88f5a0deee86704d:0x232f406ca37b1b9a