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It's Christmas! Bullshit, Dribbles and a secret mystery Rats Ass stand-in are our hares.

Ho Ho Ho Boys and Girls! It’s time for our anal Christmas Hash with Dribbles, Bullshit and a not-so-Mystery Rat’s Ass Stand-In! Unfortunately, Santa Cause will be Lost this year, and our beloved After-photo-birth won’t make it, but BS has volunteered to loan us his Blow-Up Doll – er, Blow-Up Santa – for Selfies to keep the Spirits of the Season. The hares did visit Santa and received some most excellent Special Gifts to spread to all the good little hashers…wait, there aren’t any of those… well, those gifts will make up for the lumps of coal you all are getting for Christmas. The hares have received special f---ing instructions from f---ing Tom Cruise on how to make this f---ing Covid-unfriendly, so it’s BYOB for the ending. The hares are asking for $5 which gets you the Santa Gifts, plenty of fresh, hot Reindeer Piss straight from Rudolph’s ass, sanitized beer stops, and grab-your-own food at an outdoor ending spot with plenty of room to distance yourself from Coffee Bean and all those other damn mask-averse Republicans. The hares are going to try to provide a little heat here and there for quick warm ups, but it may be chilly so wear your warmest tacky Christmas gear and prepare to jump around a little like an elf on a pogo stick. PineLake start-time so gather at 2pm at Murphy Candler Park at the pool parking lot on Candler Lake West NE Drive on the east side of the road if you’re facing north or south. The trail is A to A. ON HO ON!!
When Dec 19, 2020
from 02:00 PM to 05:00 PM
Where Murphy Candler Park 1551 W Nancy Creek Dr NE, Atlanta, GA 30319
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.Ho Ho Ho Boys and Girls!   It’s time for our anal Christmas Hash with Dribbles, Bullshit and a not-so-Mystery Rat’s Ass Stand-In!  Unfortunately, Santa Cause will be Lost this year, and our beloved After-photo-birth won’t make it, but BS has volunteered to loan us his Blow-Up Doll – er, Blow-Up Santa – for Selfies to keep the Spirits of the Season.  The hares did visit Santa and received some most excellent Special Gifts to spread to all the good little hashers…wait, there aren’t any of those… well, those gifts will make up for the lumps of coal you all are getting for Christmas.  The hares have received special f---ing instructions from f---ing Tom Cruise on how to make this f---ing Covid-unfriendly, so it’s BYOB for the ending.  The hares are asking for $5 which gets you the Santa Gifts, plenty of fresh, hot Reindeer Piss straight from Rudolph’s ass, sanitized beer stops, and grab-your-own food at an outdoor ending spot with plenty of room to distance yourself from Coffee Bean and all those other damn mask-averse Republicans.   The hares are going to try to provide a little heat here and there for quick warm ups, but it may be chilly so wear your warmest tacky Christmas gear and prepare to jump around a little like an elf on a pogo stick.   PineLake start-time so gather at 2pm at Murphy Candler Park at the pool parking lot on Candler Lake West NE Drive on the east side of the road if you’re facing north or south. The trail is A to A.  ON HO ON!!

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