Hog Mountain- This Sunday!
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Hog Mountain now has t-shirts! Get yours!
See below:
We have great new Hog Mountain shirts that will be available at the hash this Sunday. The cost per shirt is $8. The shirts include the Hog Mountain logo and the beer prayer. We have a limited number of very cute, girls muscle T's. Finally women can look good in hash approved attire.
On-on!
The Other Brown Meat
Queef Latina
Fellatio Ad Nauseum
Puss n Boots
etc.
etc.
etc.
Clearly I am not The Other Brown Meat (though I'd like to be), but here's the post anyway:
Date: January 13th, Sunday
Hares: Roshi’s Nutcracker…suh-weet! (Wil U Suck) and Poonshine
Cost: 43.6158 Chinese Yuan (CNY)
New HMH3 T-shirts available: $8 (USD)
(Euros also accepted)
Time: 1:30, hares off at 2:00, hounds to chase 5 (no, not 10) minutes later
Start: 1535 Henrico Rd., Conley, GA 30288, just inside I-285 off Moreland, South of the city, man
Directions:
From downtown, take I-20 East to Moreland Ave. exit. Go South, then
left on Henrico Rd. (after BP gas station), 2nd right into small
business parking lot, look for hashers. If you’re hitting the corner on
Henrico you’ve gone to far…out man.
“What’s Your Purpose” Hog
Mountain Zen Hash: To understand the philosophy of hashing takes quite
a while, because you have to get used to it first. While you still have
to try to actually do the movements, you will not feel much about the
philosophy. But when you're able to move in your own way, then you
start to see how hashing changes other things in your life; and you
approach problems — for example in your job — differently, because you
have been trained to overcome obstacles. This sudden realization comes
at a different time to different people: some get it very early, some
get it very late. You can't really say “it takes two months to realize
what hashing is”. So, now, I don't say “I do hashing”, but “I live
hashing”, because its philosophy has become my life, my way to do
everything. As long as I am able to maintain that mindfulness, I am
able to accept and sometimes foresee the changing hashing conditions.
To the extent that I am able to adjust to those changing conditions, I
can keep them from becoming obstacles.