What:
Canada Day!/Hash Marathon Day 5!

When:
This TUESDAY! TUESDAY! TUESDAY! July First, 2008
Meet at 7:00 for a 7:30 start
$5

Hare:
Ass We Go/Oswego (practically Canadian)

Genuine Canadian bimbos/helpers:
One Ball, Canucklehead

Items of interest:
*Genuine Canadian beer at the end!
*Pool ending!
*Official Canada Day hash tags!

Start:
Vinings Kroger
4350 Cobb Parkway, Atlanta, GA

Directions from downtown:
75N
Take exit 256 toward Northside Pkwy/US-41 0.2 mi
Turn left at Mt Paran Rd NW 0.1 mi
Turn right at Northside Pkwy NW 0.9 mi
Continue on Cobb Pkwy SE 0.3 mi
Kroger is on your left
Call the Canada Day emergency hotline if you get lost: (678) 488-6125

Special instructions:
*Bring a bathing suit, *wear Canadian-themed clothing, bring your pet beaver, real maple syrup, maple leaf/beaver pelt loincloth, sticks for building beaver dam at pool, Molson Canadian beer knight suit of armor, Canadian bacon jerky for snacking on trail, hockey stick and ice skates, *hot Canadian babes

*asterisks denote serious items