Big ups to you all for an awesome Prom from Hell!!
Afterbirth for the tunes and the kegs...and the flier...and taking the money...and...and...and
Stratocrapper for putting the setlist together...judging from how achy I am today, I believe we achieved our goal of maximum dance-ability
Psychedelic P*ssy for helping set up/ take down/ vacuuming the beer out of the carpet
EZ Cheeks for finding the venue and running damage control with the residents
Tailgunner and Niplets for the technology
Au-Whatta-Pair for her culinary skills (and her Costco membership!)
Ballerina Booty Boy for lugging all the sh*t from the hash to the Prom
Jamaican Me Horny for getting the sh*t
Everyone who donated pictures for the slideshow
The residents of the Hampton Way Condominiums who helped out so graciously...even though they had no idea what they were getting into
...and the countless others who helped put things in order as we hightailed it at the end of the night.

I hope everyone had a great time...I can't wait to see the pics!

Nursing blistered feet and an aching back...
-Star Wh*re

Congrats to our Prom Court:
Prom King- Tripod
Prom Queen- Pippi Longcocking
Prom It- Two Crabs Doin' It