Pinelake Hash# 1043 --- Armed Forces Day Run w/ Jamaican Me Horny
Armed forces day run with 4 hares from all services. (where's the coast guard?)
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When:
05/19/2007 03:00PM
05/19/2007 06:00PM
05/19/2007
from
02:00 pm
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05:00 pm
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Trail is dog friendly if your dog is a bad ass or if the handler is Lynndie England:


Directions:
Drive to the military cargo terminal at Dobbins AFB. Get on the first C-5 headed to the Persian Gulf region. Transfer to the first C-130 headed into Baghdad International. Once you arrive, catch the first HMMWV headed from the airport to the Green Zone, where you will find frosty beverages and orange snacks.
Intel update: The airport road is currently closed to ground transport due to heavy insurgent activity marked by IEDs and coordinated ambushes. Air transport is unavailable because all the Black Hawks are being used by jackass colonels following their bosses all over Iraq to kiss up in hopes of making general. So, you're going to have to make it to the Green Zone by LPC (leather personnel carrier).
One more thing: in honor of our men and women in uniform, trail will be marked with olive drab and brown flour and camouflage toilet paper!
Green Zone Bravo:
Eagle Group International
One more thing: in honor of our men and women in uniform, trail will be marked with olive drab and brown flour and camouflage toilet paper!
Award for the best Lynndie impression!
Green Zone Bravo:
- Take I85 south to I285 turn right/clockwise/west Camp Creek Parkway and go outside the perimeter
- Turn south onto Global Gateway Connector from Camp Creek Pkwy
- First building on the left
Eagle Group International
3848 Northwest Dr.
Atlanta, GA 30337